A LOVELY STORY

A LOVELY STORY

A while ago, after more than a few delicious beverages at my local pub, I pulled a large woman, and persuaded her to let me take her home. At home,we soon got down to business and despite the room being pitch black it wasn't hard to locate her massive boobies, so I started sucking greedily on a hardened nipple. And then, rather surprisingly, I got a gob full of warm milk. Being the perfect gentleman I immediately asked her if she had recently given birth,but she rather testily claimed that she hadn't. So I carried on regardless and had a thoroughly enjoyable night of blubber-bashing with the chubby goer. When I woke in the morning I looked down at the beached whale and was rather horrified to see, about half an inch from her nipple, the shrivelled remains of a monstrous boil which i had clearly sucked dry during our night of passion.